Some tidbits

These are the nuggets of joy that C, the almost-three-year-old, brought me today:

1. He was looking kind of like he was trying to poop, whilst in his underwear. Our conversation was:

Me: "Are you pooping?"
Him: "No! I better not be!"

2. ‎"C, please don't hammer the wall. You can hammer the floor if you want to."
"I'm gonna hammer you!"
"No, I don't want you to hammer me."
"Can I hammer your belly?"
"No"
"Can I hammer your back?"
"No"
"Can I hammer your neck?"
"No"
"Can I hammer your face?"
"No!"

3. He was sitting on the potty as per our every-two-hour routine, and was going potty...and decided that instead of using the wienie guard for its intended purpose (i.e., to point the wienie down and prevent pee from getting everywhere) that he was going to point his wienie up, whilst peeing. I saw a spray out of the corner of my eye, and looked up just in time to see him blinking rapidly and peeing on his own face. I kid you not. I was laughing so, SO hard I had to call my mom and tell her. I just had to share it with someone! I almost died laughing. I didn't even mind cleaning up the mess. :)

Comments

  1. Melissa K.January 27, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    OMYGOSH. If these are the thinks I have to look forward to, I can't wait for potty training!

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:16 PM

    OHMYGOSH is right!!!! Seriously laughing so hard!

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:27 PM

    Ohhh, I'm still laughing!!

    I think this even beats "I just peeeed in my faaaavorite underware!"

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  4. BrianJanuary 28, 2011 at 7:48 AM

    ^^hahaha =)

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